2005 Archive: The Sin City

A guy wears a trench coat and narrates his drink order in a deep, gritty voice.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

@Buffy_Summers_9704/24/2006 00:19Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Malware_Hunter09/01/1999 08:49Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Jordan_Fan_2305/20/1995 22:33Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Beavis_Cornholio07/06/1997 19:17I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Step_Brothers_B10/30/2008 09:03Did we just become best friends? Yup!