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2003 Legacy: The How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

 “I’m following the movie’s advice!” “You’ve been doing that for ten years, Brenda. It’s working.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King07/24/2001 22:43I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@CoolSkater9809/11/2003 03:20Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Tripod_Member07/04/2008 03:23Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@MIRC_Ghost10/23/2002 11:59Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Net_Addict_200010/25/2006 13:24My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@BBS_Sysop09/01/2011 22:51Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Floppy_Fanatic03/15/2000 05:02Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Second_Life_Avy03/13/2010 04:05In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@IMVU_Chatter03/11/1996 12:463D laughs are the best!
@Noob_Slayer_X08/02/2007 18:37Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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