Attempting to answer a brand-new clamshell mobile telephone and accidentally slamming it shut on your own thumb while trying to press the miniature “Talk” button.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, MySpace Mysteries & Desktop Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
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