Why was the dog getting extra treats? Because after watching Will Smith, we all realized that our pets are the only things keeping us sane in a post-apocalyptic (or just post-holiday) world.
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
2023 Archive: Lucky Girl Syndrome
Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.