I’m “pressing” the only button left.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
The future is laughing at us.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.