Why did the penguin go to the bank? To “freeze” his assets.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Still digging for more humor!
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