Why were the kids knocking over the trash cans? Because they were “Red Birds” and they were convinced a green pig (the neighbor’s cat) was hiding inside.
Part of the 41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
But you have heard of this joke!
Letting this joke through the port.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
No way! That’s too much!
Classic. Simply classic.