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1996 Archive: The Encarta 96 Sermon Check

The pastor proudly citing the Microsoft Encarta CD-ROM encyclopedia during his Sunday sermon to prove that ancient Rome actually had paved roads.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes10/21/1999 10:50D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Saved_By_The_Bell03/30/2013 00:59I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Keyboard_Warrior05/03/2001 16:23F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Sion_Partier02/04/2012 21:52The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Bill_Ted_Excell07/30/2002 08:02Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Ring_Member_9805/04/1996 11:01Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Starcraft_Zerg10/07/2006 07:05Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Everquest_Solo07/16/1995 20:00Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Stick_Death_Fan04/25/2011 11:56Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Slow_Clap_Guy02/09/2002 09:37...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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