2013 Vintage: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Linux_Kernel_0.109/29/2008 22:05Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Titanic_Survivor08/13/2015 11:30I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Linux_Distro_Fan03/06/1996 22:52Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa04/25/2005 12:45They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Tech_Support_Guy05/08/2015 02:39Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?