2012 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the Mayan historian? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to calculate the end of a billable… Read More »2012 Classic: The Jury Selection
2012 Archive: The Banana
I’m “peeling” lucky to be alive. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: Christopher Plummer’s Age
Why did he talk to his Oscar like it was a long-lost friend? Because at 82, he told the statue, “You’re only two years older… Read More »2012 Archive: Christopher Plummer’s Age
2012 Classic: The “Blue Force Tracker” 2.0
Why the lag? Because everyone was using the bandwidth to check the 2012 Olympic scores in London. Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Blue Force Tracker” 2.0
2012 Vintage: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of survival. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The USB 3.0 Realization
Why was the tech guy still pointing at the blue port? “It’s 2011! Why is everything I own still 2.0?!” Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Vintage: The USB 3.0 Realization
2010 Vintage: The Inception
A guy walks into a bar within a bar within a bar. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The guy says, “I don’t… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Inception
2009 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2009 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2009 Archive: The Honeydew
2009 Classic: The Bean
I’ve “been” around the block. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified