2012 Classic: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the Mayan historian? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to calculate the end of a billable cycle.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

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Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

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Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

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A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

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@Yahoo_Directory08/18/1996 20:11Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Toy_Story_Woody12/11/2004 18:14There is a joke in my boot!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude05/14/2013 09:13The Dude abides... this joke.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/10/2005 00:46Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@GG_WP_9812/12/2005 02:44Good game, well played. This is a winner.