2007 Classic: The Silk
I’m “smooth” like the interface. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Stardust Magic
A movie with a falling star, Robert De Niro as a sky pirate, and a very confused Charlie Cox. It’s a hidden gem. Part of… Read More »2007 Archive: The Stardust Magic
2006 Legacy: The Printer
I’m “inking” about my next big post. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Phoenix “It’s Never Been Like That”
Why the French-indie vibe? For the band that proved you could be from Versailles and still write the catchiest guitar pop on the planet. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Phoenix “It’s Never Been Like That”
2005 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2005 Vintage: The 2005 Exit
“Why was 2005 so loud?” “Because it was the year we realized that everyone with a camera was a potential threat to our reputation.” Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The 2005 Exit
2005 Legacy: The Vacuum
She says the Roomba is “the only member of this family with a work ethic.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube &… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Vacuum
2004 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2004 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
2004 Archive: The Home
I’m “landing” on the login page. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Apprentice Fever
Why did the boss start wearing a long red tie and shouting? He watched The Apprentice over the weekend and now thinks he’s a billionaire developer. Part… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Apprentice Fever