Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
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Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.