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2009 Classic: The Bean

 I’ve “been” around the block.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin07/28/2012 23:02Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Gladiator_Maximus01/25/2002 21:45Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@HTML_Hacker01/06/2008 00:46<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Fight_Club_Member09/28/2010 03:26I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky05/10/2004 21:36One billion... laughs!
@Ancient_Aliens_G02/25/2007 15:01I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Railgun_Sniper02/24/2001 17:40I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Happy_Tree_Fans10/24/1997 12:07So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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