2005 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

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@Pizza_Pizza_9902/08/2005 23:27Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/17/2001 04:56This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Project_Mayhem03/12/1995 04:49Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

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@Cloud_Computing05/15/1995 21:27Storing my laughs in the cloud.