She says the Roomba is “the only member of this family with a work ethic.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1999 Archive: The Walk
When she walks through the park, even the statues look nervous.Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
When she walks through the park, even the statues look nervous.Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
2. 2003 Archive: The E-mail Forward
She sent me a chain e-mail that said if I didn't send it to 10 people, she’d stay for another we... read more »
She sent me a chain e-mail that said if I didn't send it to 10 people, she’d stay for another we... read more »
3. The Echo Chamber
Sound advice or just a repetitive cycle of humor?If you stand in the middle of a canyon and yell ... read more »
Sound advice or just a repetitive cycle of humor?If you stand in the middle of a canyon and yell ... read more »
4. 2025 Vintage: The Radio
She hates "Lo-Fi Beats." She says it sounds like "someone who has given up on ever finding a cho... read more »
She hates "Lo-Fi Beats." She says it sounds like "someone who has given up on ever finding a cho... read more »
5. 2020 Legacy: The Mask
She said wearing a mask is great because "it’s the first time in ten years she hasn't had to see... read more »
She said wearing a mask is great because "it’s the first time in ten years she hasn't had to see... read more »
6. 2012 Classic: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a "shortcut through a co... read more »
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a "shortcut through a co... read more »
7. 2004 Vintage: The Garden
She told the hydrangea it was "lacking a work ethic."Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 200... read more »
She told the hydrangea it was "lacking a work ethic."Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 200... read more »
8. 2016 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
9. 2024 Legacy: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
10. 2020 Archive: The Baby Yoda (Part 2)
She saw Baby Yoda and said, "He’s cute, but he’s 50 years old and still doesn't have a steady jo... read more »
She saw Baby Yoda and said, "He’s cute, but he’s 50 years old and still doesn't have a steady jo... read more »
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[2004-10-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Flash_Animator: I should make a stickman movie about this.
[2007-05-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Shrek_Donkey: And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
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