She sent me a chain e-mail that said if I didn’t send it to 10 people, she’d stay for another week. I sent it to 5,000.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2010 Vintage: The Garden
She told the ivy it was "clinging to the past" just like my high school football stories.Part of... read more »
She told the ivy it was "clinging to the past" just like my high school football stories.Part of... read more »
2. 2023 Classic: The Sitcom
She says The Bear is too stressful. Someone told her their kitchen is exactly like that, but wit... read more »
She says The Bear is too stressful. Someone told her their kitchen is exactly like that, but wit... read more »
3. 1997 Legacy: The Diary
I found her diary. Entry #452: "Son-in-law wore the blue tie again. Will he never learn?"Part of... read more »
I found her diary. Entry #452: "Son-in-law wore the blue tie again. Will he never learn?"Part of... read more »
4. 2004 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Desperate Housewives is about her life, and I’m the "reason for the desperation."Part o... read more »
She says Desperate Housewives is about her life, and I’m the "reason for the desperation."Part o... read more »
5. 2006 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a grapefruit because it "tasted like it had a grudge."Part of the 63 Mother-... read more »
She tried to return a grapefruit because it "tasted like it had a grudge."Part of the 63 Mother-... read more »
6. 2017 Archive: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
7. 2015 Vintage: The Google (Part 12)
She asked Google, "How to transfer a mother-in-law's consciousness into an Apple Watch?" Google ... read more »
She asked Google, "How to transfer a mother-in-law's consciousness into an Apple Watch?" Google ... read more »
8. 1998 Classic: The Microwave
She thinks the microwave is "too fast." She prefers her food to suffer in the oven for a while.P... read more »
She thinks the microwave is "too fast." She prefers her food to suffer in the oven for a while.P... read more »
9. First man “I took my dog…
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.” Another asked: “Did y... read more »
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.” Another asked: “Did y... read more »
10. 2013 Legacy: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car was "an insult to the neighborhood's aesthetic."Part of the 61 Mo... read more »
She told the pizza guy his car was "an insult to the neighborhood's aesthetic."Part of the 61 Mo... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[1999-10-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hotmail_Original: Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
[2010-05-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Burning_CDs: I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
[2000-08-31 ARCHIVE_LOG]Offspring_Guy: The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
[1999-01-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sum41_Skater: In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
[2005-03-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]CatDog_Alone: One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
[2010-04-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Loituma_Girl: Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
[1999-08-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]GG_WP_98: Good game, well played. This is a winner.
[2014-05-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Maplestory_Kid: @@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
[2001-09-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]LonelyGirl15_F: Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
[2002-12-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Filter_Fanatic: This joke looks better with a sepia filter.
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