She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.
Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
ADDED BY: Beavis_Butthead
✓ HUMAN VERIFIED CONTENT
✓ HUMAN VERIFIED CONTENT
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2017 Archive: The Garden
She told the lawn it was "looking very 2016" and needed a "total disruption."Part of the 59 Moth... read more »
She told the lawn it was "looking very 2016" and needed a "total disruption."Part of the 59 Moth... read more »
2. 2000 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the bread was "locally sourced or just locally neglected."Part of the 59... read more »
She asked the waiter if the bread was "locally sourced or just locally neglected."Part of the 59... read more »
3. 2007 Vintage: The Thermostat
She says 72 degrees is "the temperature of a dying empire."Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: T... read more »
She says 72 degrees is "the temperature of a dying empire."Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: T... read more »
4. 2004 Classic: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "an optimist."Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook ... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "an optimist."Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook ... read more »
5. 2023 Archive: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are "too sharp." She wants a filter that makes someone look like "a pers... read more »
She says digital photos are "too sharp." She wants a filter that makes someone look like "a pers... read more »
6. 2022 Legacy: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
7. 2000 Vintage: The Radio
She hates "Teen Pop." She says it sounds like "a group of people who have never had to pay a mor... read more »
She hates "Teen Pop." She says it sounds like "a group of people who have never had to pay a mor... read more »
8. 2005 Classic: The Nintendogs
My wife got Nintendogs. My mother-in-law said, "Finally, a pet you can’t forget to feed—though y... read more »
My wife got Nintendogs. My mother-in-law said, "Finally, a pet you can’t forget to feed—though y... read more »
9. 2002 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of urgency."Part of the 61 Mother-in... read more »
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of urgency."Part of the 61 Mother-in... read more »
10. 2014 Vintage: The Wedding Video
She’s started a YouTube channel dedicated to "Analyzing the Mistakes of My Daughter’s Wedding." ... read more »
She’s started a YouTube channel dedicated to "Analyzing the Mistakes of My Daughter’s Wedding." ... read more »
Warning: More Bad Jokes Ahead
Our Comment Archive
[2013-09-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Netscape_Ninja: Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
[2010-08-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Scream_Fan_96: What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
[2004-07-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Star_Wars_Kid: I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
[2007-05-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Terran_Marine: Go, go, go! More jokes!
[2009-10-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Forever_Alone_X: At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
[2011-11-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Lulz_Sec_Ghost: Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
TOTAL VERIFIED VIEWS: 6,074,796
[ DATA SYNCED WITH 1995-2025 LEGACY DATABASE ]
[ DATA SYNCED WITH 1995-2025 LEGACY DATABASE ]