2009 Legacy: The 2012 Movie Fear
Why were we building a boat? Because the trailers for the “End of the World” movie started appearing, making the 2009 BBQ feel like a… Read More »2009 Legacy: The 2012 Movie Fear
2009 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2009 Archive: The Honeydew
2009 Vintage: The Appletini
“The hangover is coming, but the drink is sweet.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you delete my browsing history? Not for me, for ‘client confidentiality’.” Part of the 50… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Tech Support
2008 Vintage: The Bon Iver (The Mainstream Leap)
Why the “Skinny Love”? For the year Justin Vernon’s cabin-recorded songs moved from the woods to the headphones of every music fan on Earth. Part… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Bon Iver (The Mainstream Leap)
2008 Vintage: The Sigur Rós “Með suð í eyrum…”
Why the naked running? For the Icelandic band making an album that actually sounded… happy? Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Sigur Rós “Með suð í eyrum…”
2008 Vintage: The Tim Tebow “Promise”
Why was Florida so inspired? Because Tebow gave a speech after a loss and then won every game for the rest of the year, turning… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Tim Tebow “Promise”
2008 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego
“I’m the best.” “And I’m the one paying for your third vacation home… oh wait, no I’m not.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego
2008 Classic: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Libraries” in the Windows 7 preview and realized he didn’t know where his “Life” was. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Folder Navigation
2007 Classic: The Silk
I’m “smooth” like the interface. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified