Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Interrupting cow. / Interrupting cow wh— / MOOOO! (Still a playground king in ’96)
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With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
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I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.