2009 Archive: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@Twister_Chaser02/14/1995 12:23A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Blade_Runner_201901/17/2008 20:20All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Donny_V_ShutUp10/15/1997 02:37Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Lock_Stock_Two09/12/2011 11:18It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy03/08/2012 20:08You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Bebo_Lover_0501/15/2015 15:06Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Cool_Story_Bro07/08/2011 10:20Actually, it IS a cool story!