2017 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that the algorithm talking?” “Yes, my hands are currently 98% software.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
2017 Archive: The Shape of You Radio Monopoly
The morning announcements playing Ed Sheeran’s mega-hit every single day in the spring until the speaker system literally short-circuited from repetitive wear. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Shape of You Radio Monopoly
2016 Archive: The “Ice Age
Collision Course” Burn: Why? For the fifth movie in a franchise that should have stayed frozen 10,000 years ago. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Ice Age
2016 Archive: The “Let Me Love You”
DJ Snake and Justin Bieber. 2016 is the year of the “EDM-Bieber” era. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Let Me Love You”
2016 Vintage: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
The church intern placing a massive, blocky QR code on the front cover of the bulletin, forcing thirty senior citizens to spend fifteen minutes holding… Read More »2016 Vintage: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
2015 Classic: The Dress (Blue/Black vs. White/Gold)
Why was 2015 the end of logic? Because one dress made half of humanity stop trusting their own eyes, and friendships ended faster than a… Read More »2015 Classic: The Dress (Blue/Black vs. White/Gold)
2015 Archive: The Inside Out Logic
Why did the lawyer love the movie? Because he also has “Joy,” “Sadness,” and “Anger” in his head, but they all report to “Greed.” Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Inside Out Logic
2014 Classic: The Interstellar Logic
Why is marriage like the movie Interstellar? Because one hour of arguing about where to eat feels like seven years on Earth, and eventually, you’re just a guy… Read More »2014 Classic: The Interstellar Logic
2014 Archive: Amazon Echo (Alexa’s Debut)
Why was the speaker listening? Because Jeff Bezos decided we needed someone in the kitchen to order pizza the moment she heard us loudly complaining… Read More »2014 Archive: Amazon Echo (Alexa’s Debut)
2012 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the Mayan historian? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to calculate the end of a billable… Read More »2012 Classic: The Jury Selection