Why is marriage like the movie Interstellar? Because one hour of arguing about where to eat feels like seven years on Earth, and eventually, you’re just a guy in a closet crying while watching old videos of yourself having fun.
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
The future is laughing at us.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Equality for all jokes!
My followers need to see this!