2023 Archive: Elon Musk & X
Why did nobody know what to call the app with the bird? Because Elon changed Twitter to “X,” and we still didn’t know if we… Read More »2023 Archive: Elon Musk & X
2023 Classic: The “Rich Men North of Richmond” Song
Why did it become a political anthem? To show that in 2023, the best way to win a heart is to sing about how much… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Rich Men North of Richmond” Song
2023 Legacy: The 2023 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing ‘Big Red Boots’ and a ‘Stanley Cup’ in their hand. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The 2023 Legend
2023 Vintage: The Pessimist
“The light coming back on just reminds me that my ‘for you page’ is rotting my brain.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Pessimist
2023 Classic: The 4K Video
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2023 Classic: The 4K Video
2022 Classic: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the shop. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Empty Wallet
2021 Classic: Best Metal Performance
Why “Bum-Rush” by Body Count? Because Ice-T winning a metal Grammy in 2021 is the kind of plot twist the year needed. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: Best Metal Performance
2021 Archive: The Clubhouse Invite
Why was the manager whispering into his phone for four hours? He got an invite to Clubhouse and he’s listening to a “Room” about the “Future of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Clubhouse Invite
2021 Archive: The Online Offering Link Panic
The elderly financial trustee trying to update the digital collection link on the parish profile, accidentally pasting a link to an online auction for a… Read More »2021 Archive: The Online Offering Link Panic