2021 Classic: Best Metal Performance
Why “Bum-Rush” by Body Count? Because Ice-T winning a metal Grammy in 2021 is the kind of plot twist the year needed. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: Best Metal Performance
2020 Legacy: The Sourdough Baker
One, but they’ll spend five days growing a “starter” filament before they even think about screwing it in. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Sourdough Baker
2019 Archive: The Peloton Commercial Outrage
Why were people mad? To show that in 2019, we could turn “A Woman getting an Exercise Bike” into a national conversation about the patriarchy.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Peloton Commercial Outrage
2019 Classic: The Shift
I’m “changing” my opinion on the ending. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Ariana Grande “thank u, next”
Why the Burn Book? Because Ariana took all her personal drama and turned it into a pop masterclass, teaching us all how to move on… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Ariana Grande “thank u, next”
2018 Legacy: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about my win. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” puns about dust. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The “Trade Wars are Easy” Quote
Why was the President so confident about tariffs? Because in 2018, he believed that a “Tax on Steel” was just a “Love Note” to the… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Trade Wars are Easy” Quote
2018 Classic: The “No Tears Left to Cry”
Why was the 4th “Upside Down”? Because Ariana Grande’s video made us all feel a little dizzy while trying to hang the patriotic bunting. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The “No Tears Left to Cry”
2017 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that the algorithm talking?” “Yes, my hands are currently 98% software.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands