1997 is the year we all learned we aren’t ready for parenthood because we can’t keep a digital pixel-blob alive for a full weekend.
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Plug and Play laughter!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
A joke for the end of the world.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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