2017 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that the algorithm talking?” “Yes, my hands are currently 98% software.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

@Hercules_Xena12/25/2000 03:08By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan06/14/2005 04:48Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/17/2006 14:20The magic man... is laughing!

@Arthas_Fan_0209/21/2001 11:27Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Maplestory_Kid10/10/2002 02:23@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!