2022 Classic: The Monkey

I’m “swinging” by the shop.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9611/12/2015 22:00What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Silk_Road_Ghost05/12/2003 20:38Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo06/26/1996 19:50Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy07/24/1996 17:07That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Bad_Luck_Brian02/26/2004 06:20Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Banner_Exchange07/24/1996 04:35Click my banner for more laughs!

@Map_Maker_X07/07/2010 11:35The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Leeroy_Jenkins06/18/2008 19:58At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@StrongBad_Mail09/12/2002 21:54I’m checking my email and I found a winner!