2023 Vintage: The Pessimist

“The light coming back on just reminds me that my ‘for you page’ is rotting my brain.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Groovy06/06/2000 06:28Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes03/25/2008 12:24Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/01/2005 22:20That still only counts as one laugh!

@Pirates_Jack_S06/26/1997 08:00But you have heard of this joke!

@WiFi_Zero_One07/24/2009 08:31Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Excite_User_9711/17/2012 15:25This site is very exciting!

@Lag_Victim_0109/15/2013 14:28I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!