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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
RT if you think this is funny!