2015 Archive: The Inside Out Logic

Why did the lawyer love the movie? Because he also has “Joy,” “Sadness,” and “Anger” in his head, but they all report to “Greed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

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@Web_Master_Flex05/30/2003 18:36I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Palm_Pilot_User04/06/2014 19:47Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/31/2005 07:42I am crying... with laughter!

@Tank_Operator11/05/2005 11:20Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Footloose_Ren06/22/2008 17:08Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Brick_Tamland_L01/31/2014 10:08I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Prestige_World_W05/08/1999 04:35Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@StrongBad_Mail08/02/1998 23:02I’m checking my email and I found a winner!