2001 Archive: The Nintendo GameCube & GBA

Why were the kids ignoring the sun? Because the Game Boy Advance just launched in June, and “Portable 32-bit Glory” was better than any Roman Candle.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Why was the 4th a "Barbie Party"? Because Dua Lipa provided the o...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »

Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »

Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »

In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

@Geocities_Builder12/11/2006 02:26I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Lara_Croft_9609/21/2011 15:44Found a real treasure with this one.

@Java_Applet_User11/13/2007 04:26This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Emule_Donkey09/03/2006 14:44Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Judge_Dredd_Law11/17/2010 21:33I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Retweet_King06/25/2005 10:51RT if you think this is funny!