Why Drew Barrymore for Duplex? For making a movie about an annoying old lady where the most annoying part was actually the lead actors. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Watching the younger generation play a futuristic racing game on a massive black console and asking how much money they are being paid by the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Xbox Interrogation
I’m a star. I’m just “pixel-ated.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the visualization so trippy? The IT guy said it helped him “visualize the data flow.” Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Winamp 2.8
Why were the kids ignoring the sun? Because the Game Boy Advance just launched in June, and “Portable 32-bit Glory” was better than any Roman… Read More »2001 Archive: The Nintendo GameCube & GBA
Why? Because Regis Philbin was the only person in America more famous than the Emmy winners that night. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Joke
I’m a fruit fly. We’re a perfect pear. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 is the year we all learned we aren’t ready for parenthood because we can’t keep a digital pixel-blob alive for a full weekend. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tamagotchi Graveyard
Why did they keep getting knocked down? Because in 1997, “Tubthumping” was the only song that gave you permission to drink a lager, a cider,… Read More »1997 Archive: Chumbawamba
Why did everything start with “www”? Because in 1997, if you didn’t have a URL on your business card, did your company even exist? (Spoiler:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Year of the “Web”
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