Why Ben Affleck? For proving that the best thing for his career was to step behind the camera and let his brother Casey do all the crying.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2024 Archive: The Civil War Photography
Why the silence? For a movie that suggested that if America colla...read more »
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched tha...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
2023 Classic: The Past Lives Subway
Why the "In-Yun"? For a movie that made everyone text their middl...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackma...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Challengers Tennis
Why was everyone sweating? Because Luca Guadagnino proved that a ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
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