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1997 Vintage: The Year of the “Web”

 Why did everything start with “www”? Because in 1997, if you didn’t have a URL on your business card, did your company even exist? (Spoiler: Probably, but you weren’t “cool”).

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1997 “Unsinkable & Unplugged” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/29/2011 13:12Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/24/2004 10:39That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Cow_And_Chicken10/30/2013 22:20Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan10/07/2004 05:38Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Orange_Mocha_F08/31/2011 10:27Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Beanie_Campbell02/03/2006 16:14True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@LiveJournal_Deep09/14/2010 08:48Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Illidan_Blind01/24/1999 04:16I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Llamas_With_Hats10/03/1998 05:56Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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