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2008 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego

“I’m the best.” “And I’m the one paying for your third vacation home… oh wait, no I’m not.”

Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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