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2011 Vintage: The USB 3.0 Realization

 Why was the tech guy still pointing at the blue port? “It’s 2011! Why is everything I own still 2.0?!”

Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2011 “Siri & Google+” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser11/19/2009 15:30A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Palm_Pilot_User11/26/2004 14:37Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
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