Why the lag? Because everyone was using the bandwidth to check the 2012 Olympic scores in London.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
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