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2012 Classic: The “Blue Force Tracker” 2.0

Why the lag? Because everyone was using the bandwidth to check the 2012 Olympic scores in London.

Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_307/06/1997 01:03Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@MP3_Encoder06/17/2007 06:09128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Antivirus_Pro10/19/1997 02:02No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Cipher_Steak11/27/2009 01:24Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo10/05/2012 21:47Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

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