2012 Archive: The Banana

I’m “peeling” lucky to be alive.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

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In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

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In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

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@Diablo_Cow_Level09/09/2003 14:36There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@AOL_Instant_Msg01/09/2010 23:17I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Spice_Girl_Posh11/15/2003 15:41Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/19/2012 19:59Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Distracted_Boy06/13/2009 06:24Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Guestbook_Signer12/31/2007 08:22Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/03/2005 22:17My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Believe_It_Or_N04/12/2009 07:12I choose to believe it’s funny.