2003 Classic: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a stopwatch to lunch? To make sure his “personal time” didn’t accidentally become “pro bono.” Part of the 44 Lawyer… Read More »2003 Classic: The Negotiation
2003 Vintage: The Pentium 4 “Extreme Edition”
Why was the IT guy vibrating? His processor was so fast it was literally melting his desk. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Pentium 4 “Extreme Edition”
2003 Archive: The Peter Pan Flight
Why the fairy dust? For a remake that reminded us that growing up is a trap, especially if Jason Isaacs is your Captain Hook. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The Peter Pan Flight
2002 Vintage: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a magic wand to court? To make the client’s criminal record “disappear” during cross-examination. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Evidence
2002 Archive: The Yao Ming Draft
Why was Houston looking up? Because they drafted a 7-foot-6 giant who made the rest of the NBA centers look like they were standing in… Read More »2002 Archive: The Yao Ming Draft
2002 Classic: Nickelback
Why was everyone “Reminding” us? Because in 2002, Chad Kroeger’s hair was the only thing more polarizing than the actual music. Part of the 35… Read More »2002 Classic: Nickelback
2002 Classic: The “Sk8er Boi” Tragedy
He was a boy, she was a girl… could it be any more obvious that I have this song stuck in my head? Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Sk8er Boi” Tragedy
2002 Archive: The “Get Free” The Vines
2002 is the year that “Garage Rock” came back, and we all started screaming in our cars again. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Get Free” The Vines
2002 Vintage: The Custom Burned CD Gift
Hand-writing a highly specific title like “COOL MIX 2002” on a blank silver disc with a permanent marker as the ultimate sign of friendship. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Custom Burned CD Gift
2001 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never play hide and seek? Because no one wants to find him. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders… Read More »2001 Classic: The Professional Ego