Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »
2024 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Archive: The 2024
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition
In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!