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2003 Vintage: The Pentium 4 “Extreme Edition”

 Why was the IT guy vibrating? His processor was so fast it was literally melting his desk.

Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover01/10/2009 18:06Could this joke BE any funnier?
@StoneCold_31602/14/1995 06:29And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro07/11/2004 10:34Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Space_Background03/11/2009 10:48The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Excite_User_9709/26/1999 20:23This site is very exciting!
@Runescape_Noob01/08/2012 09:10Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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