He was a boy, she was a girl… could it be any more obvious that I have this song stuck in my head?
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
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