2016 Classic: The Cloud Heart
“My heart is in the cloud.” “That’s not good, Dave. We need it in your chest.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Classic: The Cloud Heart
2016 Legacy: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
Why was the geometry lesson delayed by twenty minutes? Because the teacher spent half the period aggressively slamming a plastic stylus against a frozen screen,… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
2016 Legacy: The “Contractor” in Erbil
Why the high salary? Because guarding a “Consultation Cell” requires a lot of air-conditioned waiting and a very expensive pair of sunglasses. Part of the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Contractor” in Erbil
2015 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Chip
2015 Archive: The El Chapo Escape
Why was the “Tunnel” so famous? Because it was the only “Infrastructure Project” in 2015 that actually finished ahead of schedule and under budget. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The El Chapo Escape
2014 Legacy: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the Watch. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen &… Read More »2013 Archive: The Hugo
2013 Classic: The Timberlake (20/20 Experience) Fan
“I’m putting on my suit and tie… to change this bulb.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen… Read More »2013 Classic: The Timberlake (20/20 Experience) Fan
2013 Archive: The Eurozone’s “Cyprus Bailout”
Why were people at the ATMs crying? Because the EU decided that the best way to save the banks was to literally reach into people’s… Read More »2013 Archive: The Eurozone’s “Cyprus Bailout”
2013 Legacy: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Mustache