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2013 Archive: The Eurozone’s “Cyprus Bailout”

Why were people at the ATMs crying? Because the EU decided that the best way to save the banks was to literally reach into people’s savings accounts and take a “donation.”

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost03/30/2010 19:28Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Net_Addict_200008/28/2001 17:59My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee07/05/2015 13:33A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Nsync_Justin05/19/1999 01:30Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Steve-O_Wild04/21/1998 15:53Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Magic_SchoolBus08/30/2015 21:33Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

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