2023 Vintage: The “Idol” HBO Drama
It was weird, it was messy, and we all watched it just to talk about how weird and messy it was. Part of the 67… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Idol” HBO Drama
2022 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
Why Tom Hanks and his latex face in Elvis? For an accent and a nose combo forged in prosthetic hell. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards… Read More »2022 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
2022 Classic: The Brett Goldstein “F-Bomb” Part 2
Why did Roy Kent win again? For a speech that was reportedly 40% “thank you” and 60% bleeps. Part of the 32 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2022 Classic: The Brett Goldstein “F-Bomb” Part 2
2021 Vintage: The Ted Lasso Optimism
Why was the 2021 BBQ so polite? Because we all started “Believing” and realized that “BBQ is life,” even if we didn’t understand the rules… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Ted Lasso Optimism
2020 Archive: The “Stop the Steal” Rallies
Why were people shouting at buildings? Because in late 2020, “Math” became an opinion, and “Geography” (where the votes are) became a conspiracy. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Stop the Steal” Rallies
2020 Classic: The Catherine O’Hara Coronation
Why the win? For Moira Rose, proving that pronouncing “bebe” with 50 different accents is the highest form of dramatic art. Part of the 37… Read More »2020 Classic: The Catherine O’Hara Coronation
2018 Legacy: The Saquon Barkley Quads
Why was the Giants’ rookie so fast? Because his legs were the size of tree trunks and he spent the whole year leaping over defenders… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Saquon Barkley Quads
2018 Classic: The 2018 Tesla “Smoked” Podcast
Elon Musk just inhaled something on a live stream and the stock market had a mini-heart attack. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018 Tesla “Smoked” Podcast
2017 Classic: Mark Wahlberg’s Double Trouble
Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For Daddy’s Home 2 and Transformers: The Last Knight—proving that in 2017, Mark was the undisputed king of movies involving loud… Read More »2017 Classic: Mark Wahlberg’s Double Trouble
2017 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed