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2018 Legacy: The Saquon Barkley Quads

Why was the Giants’ rookie so fast? Because his legs were the size of tree trunks and he spent the whole year leaping over defenders like they were hurdles.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer10/01/2007 00:52You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@WAP_Navigator06/30/2002 22:55Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Net_Neutral_9512/02/2006 06:38This is why we need the internet.
@Frasier_Crane10/03/2005 14:16I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Titanic_Jack09/17/2012 23:26I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Antivirus_Pro01/08/1995 07:21No viruses here, just good vibes.
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@GL_HF_Runner11/04/2006 20:55Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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