She wanted to check her “liquid assets.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
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51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
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52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
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44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Deal with it. This is gold.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
this is the peak of blonde jokes. nothing can beat this one today.
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!