2014 Legacy: The Apple

I’m “taking” a bite out of the Watch.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

@Msdos_Commander05/23/2004 17:33C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Resident_Evil_Z11/23/2001 11:23Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Fresh_Prince_9003/23/2006 04:17In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Msdos_Expert02/01/2008 16:53DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Gladiator_Proximo07/03/2012 16:13Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Starship_Troopers01/22/2008 16:43I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Clans_Leader_9902/13/2010 17:32Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!