Why the high salary? Because guarding a “Consultation Cell” requires a lot of air-conditioned waiting and a very expensive pair of sunglasses.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Super green! Hilarious!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Tapping my way to a good mood.